hint hint
ok. fatty mcgee over here....
so today i'm minding my own business, walking over to the bottomless candy bowl and lah-dee-dah, i pick up two kit-kat singles, and stroll back over to my desk. i stop and stand next to Chicago Guy's desk to chat as i unwrap my first kit-kat bar.
and as i unwrap it, before i can get my fingers on it..... it falls outta the wrapper, and into the trash can. ker-plunk.
!!!!!!!!!!! immediate hilarity ensued as i asked if Chicago Guy thought that was God's way of telling me to stop with the candy already?!
he said yes...
what do you think?!
so today i'm minding my own business, walking over to the bottomless candy bowl and lah-dee-dah, i pick up two kit-kat singles, and stroll back over to my desk. i stop and stand next to Chicago Guy's desk to chat as i unwrap my first kit-kat bar.
and as i unwrap it, before i can get my fingers on it..... it falls outta the wrapper, and into the trash can. ker-plunk.
!!!!!!!!!!! immediate hilarity ensued as i asked if Chicago Guy thought that was God's way of telling me to stop with the candy already?!
he said yes...
what do you think?!
posted by a.maria at 12:17 PM
14 Comments:
Get back to work.
It's Karma telling you to stop with the candy, already. I had a similar experience, Halloween night. I almost choked on a malted milk ball. I think I have a guardian angel looking out for me that doubles as a personal trainer. :-)
i wish something like that would happen to this bag of reese's peanut butter cups!
I guess depending on the condition (and additional contents) of the trashcan... I would have just called 5 SECOND RULE. PROBLEM SOLVED! =-D
So, any progress with the logo?
Eat that motherfucker!
Fuck the gods and flip them the bird as you chomp it! You earned it.
yup. chomp away.:)
Mmmm... chocolate! Any God who defies the power of chocolate is no God of mine!
I didn't get any for Halloween, but my brother's mother-in-law sent me chocolate covered cherries from France. Oh, and there's a little bit of liquor in there, too...woohoo...gettin' drunk off chocolate. hehe.
hmm, well, i started my month drive to my marathon, including diet, nov. 1.
so far today i have had:
2 hershey mini darks
1 mr goodbar
1 regular hershey
so id say eat it but i may be wrong person to ask.
Take all candy. Walk to trashcan, preferably outside. Dump it.
Halloween--very very evil!!
(Damn, TWO blogfather comments!! I'm past jealous now!!)
wait...you didn't still eat the kit kat? That thing was still good!
Never stop eating candy. Life without candy is an empty, empty life.
And kit kats rule!
Gotta give yourself a break every now and then. It's good for the head. Just don't make it a habit.
Dark chocolate is full of anti-oxidants, if you like that stuff.
For Kit Kat I'd make it 10 secs
It's not like you to give up, I say try again, it's Friday, go ahead and splurge a little.
GUH! He totally said YES!?
OK, first, you're not fat, so he wasn't trying to insinuate that you were - flush that one. He was obviously stunned by your gorgeousness and wanted to agree with your funny little joke in order to impress you. There, confidence back in check. No te preocupes, chulita. I gotcher back.
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